Like jokes
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.