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Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"