This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why donβt I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Does breath smell like π?
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
