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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.

The thing I don't like about shopping centers...

When you see one, you've seen a mall.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have soul.