Lifestyle jokes
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise egg.
I'm a recovering cake addict.