Lifestyle jokes

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?

Emos, they're still in the air.

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

An emo tried to high-five a tree.

It left him hanging.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?

Just once.

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

You look too old to be living with your grandma.