The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
I'm a recovering cake addict.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Who left him hanging?
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
