Lifestyle jokes
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
You live in the airport.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.