Lifestyle jokes
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.