Lifestyle jokes

Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.

What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers.

How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?

"Wanna hang together?"

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?

"Wanna hang?"

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just like hanging in the dark.

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

You live in the airport.

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?

Emos, they're still in the air.