Lifestyle jokes

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

You look too old to be living with your grandma.

What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?

"Wanna hang?"

You live in the airport.

Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

Why was the emo jealous of the orange?

It came precut.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"