What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Your mum eats cabbage.
