Lifestyle

Lifestyle jokes

Emo kid

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Kid

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

Smoking

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

Memes

Emo

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Gay

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

Emo

What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?

Emos, they're still in the air.

Grass

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

Emo

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.