When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Lifestyle Jokes
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
