Lifestyle jokes
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.