Lifestyle jokes
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Your mum eats cabbage.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Nah, they eat emo meals.