What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
