What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
