Lifestyle jokes
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.