What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
