Life jokes
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
My dick is longer than your life.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Man dies.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.