Life jokes
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Memes
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
I put the fun in funeral.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do emos do?
Hang.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!