Life jokes
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Here's a joke: Your life.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."