Life jokes
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Work
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"