Life jokes

How did the orphan become famous?

By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!

Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!

Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

I am an orphan...

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

The secrets of life.

Mac & Cheese.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

What do you call an orphan's family region?

Me time.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.