Life jokes

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.

I had fun.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

What do you call an orphan's family region?

Me time.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!

Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

I am an orphan...

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

The apples get picked.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?

"Full House".