Life jokes
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
My life, ha ha funny!
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...