Life

Life jokes

Option

    • Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

    Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

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    • Marriage

    • A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

    Life memes

    Tumor

    • The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."

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    • Song

    • This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

    "He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

    Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

    Baby

    • What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?

    A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.

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    • Student

    • A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

    For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

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    • Orphan

    • A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."

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    • Fire

    • Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

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