Life jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
I am an orphan...
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"