Life jokes
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Memes
Work
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What do emos do?
Hang.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
-->[]life death[]<--
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Murueurx.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?