What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
my life, ha ha funny
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
my life but wait jokes actually have meaning
Hello everyone how is your day today?
Why does this exist
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
