What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
