confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
life is never hard until you get hit hard with
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
not a joke? more like not an existing organism in life.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
what can you say about that homeless man's life and current status? Wasted.
Whats wost than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
A chair came to life and said I'm alive, I said yes I know I am
if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head
What do u call a pig that dose Karate
we forge the chains we wear in life
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ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Bethoven composed his whole life. What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! har har har har har har
Being pro life.
