Bethoven composed his whole life. What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! har har har har har har
Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
Being pro life.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
life is never hard until you get hit hard with
My friend: Hey, why u always smiling? Me:Cuz life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Whats wost than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head
we forge the chains we wear in life
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
I laughed at my life so hard
not a joke? more like not an existing organism in life.
End everything and your life, steven roca
Your the reason the gene pool needs a life gaurd
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so see can bleed more
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan* No one: Literally no one: Me:Time to make his life hell😈
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
