Life jokes
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
Me and my life.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.