Life jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
I am an orphan...
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"