Life jokes
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Memes
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
How to not exist: Kys.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.