Life jokes
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
My sad ass life.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What happened when the man died? Yes.