Life jokes
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
His life.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Memes
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
How to not exist: Kys.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
I am the orphan joke.
Dee.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.