A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Wayne Couzens the police officer who killed Sarah Everard , has been complaining about receiving a whole life Tariff for her murder ...
I think he should count his blessings , he could of had it worse ...
He could of married her !
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
why did the question come to life anser the addison subtrating times divided by and eqlise came to life and sqiched pages
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
the stigg and his fake ass life
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
what's the difference between me and an old man no one pulled my life support
There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!!
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
my life, ha ha funny
Ya know life as a pufferfish is tuff. They get startled they the get hard.
life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess
Why did Technoblade die??
He couldn't respawn in real life!!
