Life jokes
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
These are meannnnn.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”