Life jokes
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Dee.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
How to not exist: Kys.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!