Life jokes
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Memes
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
My sad ass life.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.