Life jokes
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
My sad ass life.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Memes
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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