Life

Life jokes

Opinion

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Day

He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Orphan

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

People

I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.

Their life is a joke.

Child

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

Age

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

Father Figure

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

Plane Ticket

If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)

Death

I wish death was in the form of a woman.

That way, it would never come for me.

Hairline

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Orphan

An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.

Orphan

Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?

They wanted some family time.

Orphan

Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].

Ugliness

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Year

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.