Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! π π½
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Whatβs the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
