Life jokes
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
Imagine not having a dad.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Shit, I’m never gonna try to commit suicide again. I almost died!