Stephen hawkings tried charge his phone and unplugged his life support
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One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
the stiggs life is a joke wait i forgot he dont have a life
Youre life thats all
what did the fish say to the other fish?
I want my life to be H2O-ver
Hello everyone how is your day today?
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
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I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
Why does this exist
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life who would it be? Me: Me Friend: *does nothing* (x_x) I forgot that I don't have friends
Life is a bitch and people make it worse This Thing that I'm in ("am") is a Forsaken curse (beta)
Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!
When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what
my life but wait jokes actually have meaning
life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
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If r kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life R kelly: I feel you
