Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive
What did one ghost say to the other?
Get a life!
who wants to laugh about life with me
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people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
the stigg and his fake ass life
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
Why did Technoblade die??
He couldn't respawn in real life!!
life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess
my life, ha ha funny
Ya know life as a pufferfish is tuff. They get startled they the get hard.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
the stiggs life is a joke wait i forgot he dont have a life
One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
Why does this exist
