Life Jokes

I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life

Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

No Way Home is just the life of an orphan

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what is i joke that will never end even tho you want it to? For me life

Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.

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why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once

I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke

What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

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yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me

Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'

What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it 🐕 🗽