Life jokes
I love having fun.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Being pro-life.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.