Life jokes
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
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Your love life.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
My chance of finding love.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.