Life jokes
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.