Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
KAROLIENS LIFE
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
