Life jokes
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
My entire existence.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Black lives matter.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?