Life Jokes

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

tell the person next to spell "me". When they do, say, "you forgot the D". They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "not yet". if this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Life is like a penis. It is short

Why are life and penis alike? Women make both of them hard.

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!

Maybe you should go on eBAY to see if they have a life for sale

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.

You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.

Why did a orphan say I'm wanted? because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time

This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

The secrets of life.

Mac & Cheese

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.