All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something. Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
If your reading this then your life means nothing ........
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Dark humor is like life not every one gets it
Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
His life
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
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What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
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When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision. );
I heard life was a gift. Well I hope they kept the receipt, Because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
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Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
