why can't you fool an aborted baby? because it was not born yesterday.
today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
