a joke my life hahahahaha wait its notfunny
It's a RUF life in Africa.
Life is to short, just like me. Get roasted short people.
My whole life
chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"
which means, "keep striving in life"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life. I don't care about her life either hahahaha!!;)
my life
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
This days dating life is hard, you put your self out there and its hard to find someone, the only thing to do is turn to family
In the bible it says Jesus died for our sins but he came back to life so what did he sacrifice? Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
:"Whats the diffrece of an Orphans life and a knife"
:"A knife has a point"
My Dick is longer than your life
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What hates men but would have no life without men? A triggered feminist.
Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R
Why do your orphans don’t drink beer. Because last time they did he went to suck some dudes toes then he try to take him to his parents but I guess that never happened
The moment when your to depressed to fantacize about death. - its so tiring
