Life jokes
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Me always :
My dick is longer than your life.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.