Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
