Life jokes
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Your future.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
You gonna poop someday.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.