Life jokes

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

What do orphans and apples have in common?

Only one gets picked.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Once there was an old lady...

Congratulations, stop bragging!

Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.

Jokes have meaning.

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Hi, I like food.

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.