Life jokes

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

This joke is so dark, I need life.

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂

If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?

Conor's life.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

Hi, I like food.

What do orphans and apples have in common?

Only one gets picked.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.

Jokes have meaning.

What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.