Life jokes
People love you.
Don't die.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
My existence.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Conor's life.
My life, haha, so funny!
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂