Life jokes
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
People love you.
Don't die.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
Me trying to make improvements to my life
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
My existence.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
My superpower is that I can create life.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.