Life jokes
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Hi, I like food.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?