Life

Life jokes

Mood

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

Therapy

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Moment

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Meat

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.

People

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Sentence

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

People

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.