Life jokes
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Memes
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
My life, haha, so funny!
Conor's life.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?