Life jokes
My life, ha ha funny!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.