Life jokes
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
BLM British Lives Matter.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
My life, ha ha funny!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.