Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Life Jokes
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Your family in a nutshell.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
I love time.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why is time important? To not be late.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
My life is a joke.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
Your life, ahhahaha!
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
