Life jokes
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
I did have a good [time].
I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
I had fun.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Life's too short to want it.
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)