Life jokes
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.