Life jokes
Conor's life.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
My friend's life.
Angus' love life.
His life.
My life </3 XD :'(
Louie's parents tried this.
Oliver Savage's life.
Louie being born.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!