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Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.

A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank has jotted that down on his notebook he says, "o, i c"

So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."

More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch

I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩

I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. last time she just let it go.

I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.

Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?

They'll end up only throwing the pin.

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How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

Lets play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be Mcdonalds,

Cuz I'll be doin it and you'll be lovin it.

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add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you

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I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

the Guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was....

"Don't let your guard down"

Why should you not let an orphan play baseball? The don’t know where home is.😢

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”