I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. last time she just let it go.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push
Do you want to know the most racist game......Chess you wanna know why?? Because they never let black go first.I wonder why.....lmao
Lets play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be Mcdonalds,
Cuz I'll be doin it and you'll be lovin it.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me
let go of my nose
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Just letting u know if people cry when they see u that doesn't mean they miss u that mean they scared of yo onion breath
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
