I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Lesbian Jokes
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
š¤ ā How do lesbians š³ practice safe š sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their š š š mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle š².
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
