What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.
what do you call a lesbian alien a lesbeening
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want there mouths looking like jesus christs hands.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common They both choke on plastic
i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: "so u like girls" i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??
Imagine this..ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say "eat me baby"
She pulls out a knife and fork
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus
Girl:u are gay
Boy:who says I’m gay
Girl:U ARE GAY
Boy:u are lesbian
Crowd: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.
im hertophobic- - aka im allergic to all straight guys
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Rock paper lesbians.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
