Least jokes

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?

At least 13 because my basement is still dark.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.

What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.

OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

Old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.