Least jokes
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" đ
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Q: Whatâs Homer Simpsonâs least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Two men walk into a bar. Youâd think at least one of them would have ducked.
My friendâs mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughterâs cancer diagnosis she said, âWell honey, at least youâll lose some weight!â
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a personâs usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations