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Dick

44 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A man walks away on a foggy path. The text overlay reads "MY DICK HAS LEAD ME TO PLACES I WOULDN'T EVEN GO WITH A GUN."

Oops

43 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Ignore the dumbass watermark

The image shows three panels. The first one shows Mr. Incredible smiling, with the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Teacher" above him. The second panel shows Mr. Incredible in a darker tone and more serious expression with the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Surgeon" above him. The third panel shows Mr. Incredible in a completely black tone, with just his eyes, nose, mouth and ear visible, and the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Nuclear Physicist" above him.

Daughter

421 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The meme shows a conversation where a father confronts someone for taking his daughter's virginity. The person apologizes and then the image says "Virginity restored."

Sibling

61 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

My life rn

The image shows a comparison between the reactions parents have towards a younger sibling emptying a bank account and an older sibling spilling a drop of water. The younger sibling's action is dismissed as a "happy little mistake", while the older sibling is met with the text "You have forfeited your life privileges". The bottom image shows a person with a gun pointed.

Duolingo

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A hand is holding a pager-like device. The screen shows a notification from the Duolingo app, featuring the Duolingo owl, with the text "Look like you missed your Hebrew lesson again. You know what happens now!"

Transformation

45 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A man in a dark suit and red tie sits and gestures. His face and hands are purple. Text above reads: "For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting."

Cigarette

80 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.

Family

72 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.

Girl

21 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

$The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".$

Bean

33 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black kitten is pictured against a white background. Text reads "Beans would like to check your vibe?" and "Do you accept?" underneath. There are two choices under the question: "Yes" and "Drone strike."

Father

83 views · Willy b · 7 months ago

A two-panel image featuring Captain Kirk and a woman. In the top panel, the woman, looking distressed, says, "My father is mad you took my virginity." Captain Kirk is partially visible in the background, wearing a yellow shirt with "Captain Kink Man Myth Legend" written on it. In the bottom panel, Captain Kirk, with a smirk, looks at the woman and says, "Tell him it won't happen again." The woman looks somber beside him. The image includes a 'CocoFun' watermark.

Kid

22 views · M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The image presents a question asking "WHICH KID WERE YOU?" with two pictures labeled 'A' and 'B'. Option A shows a sealed juice bottle and option B shows a juice bottle opened with the foil top ripped off. Below the image, the user comments "All the B kids in jail rn."

Puppy

27 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The comic shows a person saying, "Boy, I'd sell my soul for a puppy." Then the person gets a puppy. Later the person is playing with the puppy, sitting with the puppy, and finally being chained in hell.

Grill

11 views · Drakes snake · 2 years ago

Like if its true

A person stands next to a grill with a large flame coming out of it. The text reads: "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a shit storm, but you say it anyway."

Storm

12 views · Nateツ · 2 years ago

A man in a green sweater is standing next to a grill. He is pouring a liquid from a white bottle onto the burning fire in the grill. The text above the image reads: "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a s*** storm, but you say it anyway."

Police

199 views · Big Jim · 5 months ago

They had to teach him a lesson

A photo shows three police officers (two men and one woman) standing with a young boy on a sidewalk in a residential area. The boy is holding a pizza box. The text beneath the image describes a scenario where a 15-year-old misused 911 to order pizza. The police initially delivered the pizza to teach him a lesson, followed by the dark punchline: "Then shot him 20 times."

Shrek

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Shrek walks down a hallway with a big smile. The text on the image reads, "When the joke is so funny HR wants to hear it in person."

Gulag

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image consists of two sections. The top section shows a man, possibly Putin, in a black jacket looking at another man with surprise. The text above reads, "You kicked the wrong chair." In the background, two other men are visible. The lower section shows a screen capture from a game with the text "NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED" and the word "Gulag" highlighted in yellow along with "+162 XP".

Kid

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A colorful donkey pinata hangs from a tree, and the text "Fill a pinata with goat intestines to teach kids about the brutal consequences of violence" appears above it.

FBI

208 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image macro with text over a scene from the movie 'Kung Fu Panda' featuring Master Oogway. The top text describes a highly specific and bizarre scenario: 'When the FBI kicks down your door while you beating your meat to the 500 terabytes of polygender midget furry austismic monkey porn that you stole'. The bottom text, which is the character's line, reads: 'My time has come'.

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