You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “Why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “It’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
