If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Law Jokes
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
You and your mom.
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
I fucked my mom.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
