What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
Law Jokes
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
