Law jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.