Law jokes
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
I ate a man because he was dead!
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!