Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
Law Jokes
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Justice for all!
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
