Law jokes
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Gun control...
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.