I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Law Jokes
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
