Laughter jokes
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"