Laughter jokes
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
Lachlan