Laughter

Laughter jokes

Pikachu

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Cow

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

Uranus

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

Child

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

People

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

Death

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Man

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

Orphan

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

Bone

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Poo

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Haircut

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Skeleton

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

Orphan

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Poo

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita poo let me in!