Laughter jokes
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
My penis is on fire.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
Russia—the real joke.