Laughter Jokes

My son said "what rhymes with orange"

i said "No it doesn't!!"

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave

what did the kid with down syndrome say to his friend? -nothing, he had no friends.

Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer but they only had 2 dollars each. Christopher got an idea and run away to the butcher and see if he got something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys. - Are you crazy?! Said Tony to Christopher. 'We don't have any money!' - Take it easy now, said Christopher. 'I have a plan.' When they finnished drink everything up christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth. The bartender saw what they did and throw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub. After the 10th pub said Tony: I can't do this anymore. I am drunk and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk. - How do you think i feel? Said Christopher exhausted. ' I dropped the sausage in the 3th pub!'

Funny

Knock knock Who’s there? Gary Gary who? Gary a torch

I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"

*JMC* ANOMALY-931 "Gwen" Idenification: just a stupid animal. with a big ass heart

What's the one upside to being an orphan? You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.

What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!

why are skeletons not funny because they have no humor 🤣

Knock knock whos there kid kid who kidnap you

What did the orange say to the other orange?

I orange you glad!

wanna hear a joke... idk im too high

Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue

Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.

the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”