Laughter Jokes

What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"

These aren't funny.

"How was your day?"

"It was great."

"What was so great about it?"

"I saw a puppy."

"Awww."

"And I ran over it :)"

My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"

I said, "No, it doesn't!"

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?

A baby in the microwave!

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.

Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.

"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"

"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."

When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.

The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.

After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."

"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"

i have 206 bones but when is see you i have 207

Knock knock whos there kid kid who kidnap you

What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?

Getting lit.

Knock knock

Who’s there

UR MUM

why are skeletons not funny because they have no humor 🤣

What did the orange say to the other orange?

I orange you glad!

Funny

I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.

Their life is a joke.

Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!