Laughter jokes

If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you a lot!

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.

What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?

"I C D K"

You know what I see?

DICK

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”

Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?

There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?

Dumb Kid: DEADit?

Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!

Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!

Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.

Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!

Layne: IKR

Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.

Addison: ok fine.

Layne: Look at this joke.

Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*

Me: Why am I an orphan?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: Ask your mom.

The joke is this website.

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes? They never grow old.

Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.