Laughter jokes
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭