*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tear left to cry...
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says "oh my god your shoulders are broad!" another woman says "are you sure it's a woman?"
POV: You liked this joke because your straight
I would tell jokes about Kobe but they would just crash and burn
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
My friends mother thought a kid who had autism and downsyndrome. He called him a “double down”
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
I wish i did't have depression because all my friends have BBC Bitch be crazy disease.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)
Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny
