I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
My life is so sad it's because your in it.
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
My fucking life cya
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle itâs balls
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
âWhy did Susie fall off the swing?â âBecause she had no armsâ
âWhy could she get up off the ground?â âBecause she had no friendsâ
âKnock knockâ âWhoâs there?â âNot Susie, sheâs still on the groundâ
âWhere did Susie go when the bomb went off?â âEverywhereâ âWhy couldnât Susie scratch her leg?â âBecause it was in a different body bagâ
âWhy did Susie drop her ice cream?â âShe was hit by a busâ
âWhy did Susie fall off the swing?â âSomeone threw a refrigerator at herâ
Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said thatâs sad and I was like why and they said â today is the day the towers went downâ and I said just like I did on you mum last night
Christmas special
Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
bradley
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus? Because he couldnât be caught travelling! đ
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So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan't to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
