Laughter jokes
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.
Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Lachlan
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
I love fard 😋
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"