New Laughter Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning

what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice

good morning everybody well I could say that unlike emo kids

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marihuana, Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said you know you wanna, Jill said yes picked up her dress and said lets have some fun, silly ole Jill forgot her pill and know they have a son.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke

I would have a joke for my friend...but he can't afford the punchline

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed rocket league

The boys joking be like. One guy “Balls” all the other guys "hahahahahaha”

What is the same between water and dark jokes? Not everyone gets it!

3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."

I put the fun in funeral

ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945

I have many jokes about unemploymed people- sadly none of them work

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong- king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said “ I am Chong king. I said I know your name is Chong king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem

(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)

Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.