Laughter jokes
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Lachlan
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!