I like my humor like my people. Well done.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
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What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
These aren't funny.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
*funny joke about dicks*
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Lachlan
