Laughter

Laughter jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

Why are babies called bundles of joy?

When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.

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  • You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

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  • My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    9/11.

    9/11 who?

    You said that you would never forget!

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  • I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

    Me: "Are you ok sir?"

    Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

    Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

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  • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    A murderer.

    A murderer who--

    Is cut off by being murdered.

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