what do you say when jacks late to sex ed??? aye-jack-you-late
The Emo kid was late to his flight so he needed to cut to the chase
"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable
my mom said hey come over here and I responded to late mom
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late
2 Kids told their parents they saw a man late a night entering their house on Christmas night The day later they found out several houses were robbed
Kid: hey dad Dad: your an hour late Kid: no it was 2 hours also I was working on math Dad: by yourself? Kid: no, Dad: a boy?, Kid: I was with the teacher
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
Why was the broom late because it had oversleep
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest
Don't hate life, love it because when u want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Dad:🦆 Kid:? Dad:🦆🦆 Kid:huh? Dad: ur too late.. Kid: WHAT Dad: .... GOOSE
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. an hour later she got back home not only she lost the stranger but also her virginity.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
