A man and a child walk into the woods, the child turns to the man and says: "Mister, can we go home, it's getting late and I'm scared to walk home". The man turns to the child and says: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
You know why teacher punished dairy milk.. 🍫🍫?? Answer : because he was choco_'late' to school.. 🏣
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Why is time important? To not be late
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
My dad...came over late at night...he was drunk...he started telling me how useless I was...then I went to the kitchen grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the chest 47 times......3 minutes later......he died........now I’m losing mind..and cutting myself....
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
I asked the librarian if they haad any books on anxiety. She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
2,4,6,8 your staying up to late 2,4,6,8 all I do is master bait
If a Sped is late for class is it wrong to call them tardy
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
Kid: hey dad Dad: your an hour late Kid: no it was 2 hours also I was working on math Dad: by yourself? Kid: no, Dad: a boy?, Kid: I was with the teacher
what do you say when jacks late to sex ed??? aye-jack-you-late
The Emo kid was late to his flight so he needed to cut to the chase
"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late
my mom said hey come over here and I responded to late mom
2 Kids told their parents they saw a man late a night entering their house on Christmas night The day later they found out several houses were robbed
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
