little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones's lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill"
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
what do you call an indian that came home late a crufue muncher
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Why was the giraffe 🦒 late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight? A: They get their shit packed the night before.
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
Whats the difference between my ass and the todlers in my uncles basement
My ass dosent cry when he stickes it in late at night
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
There was someone who slept late......he missed the dream!!
Q: What did the late Canibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She tort them all to pull out on time.
