Last Jokes

Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "

your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said i love you

There is no way you can fit in there.

Says who?

Your mom.

When?

Last night.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

A king ordered to executed a gay man. The gay man came and he said "please don't behead me have pitty". King replied " I will have pitty because I will implale you lets you enjoy your last moments".

The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born

your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house

Did you hear that oxygen and magneseum hooked up last night? OMg!

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror 🪞?

Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama

The last names after marriage

What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!

My mom loves balls. But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

Whats the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person, the handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Last night I had sex and she said stop talking about shit omg and I made her scream so loud she said her balls Hurt...

There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???