Language jokes
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
What is "moo becanira?"
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Succcccc.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
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