Language jokes
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people. Pun in, ten dead.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Nah bro, French be wild!
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
How do you shrivel a dick?
I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Your mama.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".