Language jokes

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

Can I ask you a question? Nut now!

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!

A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

Hola Jackie :^

Innit.

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.

What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?

"The whole pile of shits."

It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”

I guess you could say, “harassment something.”

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

Spell "I cup."

I C U P

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?

Joke,

Joke,

Jooooooooooooooke.