Language jokes
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
What is a joke?
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
BofA deez nuts!
I make science puns periodically.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?