Language jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Hola Jackie :^
Memes
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Innit.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Mohe?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.