Language jokes
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Our Deaf Friend
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
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I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Two (DYM 112)
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"