Language jokes
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
Your mama.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Chi
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"