Language jokes
Si, papi?
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
"So what, ah, my G?"
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What do you call an expert fisherman? A "MASTER-BAITER".
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.