Language jokes
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Mohe?
"My name is Dezz."
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.