Language jokes
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.