Language jokes

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

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I have made a new word: Plagiarism.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

What is a good nut?

A magic nut!

What did the American say to the Russian?

"Why are you always Russian?"

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

1 + 1 = window.

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

You just made a Mist-ake.