Language jokes
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Six one.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Angel is a good word.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Cock.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.