Language jokes
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Alpha Kenny body?
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.