Language jokes

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?

A Konichiuahua.

What does a cow say when he remembers something?

"I have deja moo!"

We don't read backwards.

The deaf man said to the waiter:

"Mmmm."

The waiter said, "No English."

Then the deaf man signed, "F U."

Tung tung tung sahur. Three tungs when you say his name? So many tungs I oughta call you a polyglot.

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?

Core-an (Korean)

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

The F in orphan stands for family.

Wait, there is no F. (F)

"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

"P,u!"

"P,u who?"

"P,u, you smell like shit!"

What's India's favorite font?

Comic Sanskrit.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

You know what’s odd?

Every other number.