Language jokes
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Alpha Kenny body?
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Why tie when you can knot?
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?