Language jokes
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
Like (DYM 82).
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
bröd
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
Baka!
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!