Language jokes
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
Me: Whatâs the definition of âignoranceâ?
Friend: Donât know?
Me: U STUPID!
Memes
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Hola Jackie :^
Innit.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
It is a known fact that you cannot say âharassmentâ without âher ass.â
I guess you could say, âharassment something.â
A dog walked into a tavern and said, âI canât see a thing. Iâll open this one.â The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.