Language jokes
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What do you call James, James?
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Butter believe it.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Pulp is a palindrome.
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911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.