Language jokes
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Pulp is a palindrome.
. --... -. -...--.
Butter believe it.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
JAJAJA
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
What do you call James, James?
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!