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Cunt

Two cunts were walking down the street.

One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."

Rapist

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

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  • Sentence

    The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.

    Jug

    Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.

    Ducky

    Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

    Tree

    What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠

    Difference

    What is the difference between a comma and a period?

    A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

    Poo

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Anita.

    Anita who?

    Anita poo let me in!