Language jokes

Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?

Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.

Mother: Do you understand?

Leo: No.

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.

My fish puns aren't on porpoise.

Poop backwards is poop. 💩

Two cunts were walking down the street.

One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."

What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

Do you know your E?

You're E tarded.

Spell Mississippi.

M-I-S-S-I-P-P~

Haha you said pp.

What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.

Why did the butt fart?

Because they don't know the words.

The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.

Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.

Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠

What is a joke?

You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs!