Language jokes
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
Poop backwards is poop. đź’©
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? đźŹ
What is a joke?
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
I weeee is?