What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
