Language jokes
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
Chi
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.