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Language jokes

I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

911, what's your emergency?

Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.

Well, it's not a living room anymore.

Me: Hangs up.

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"